Just a few announcements...

To the two guys with their stomachs hanging out the bottom of their t-shirts at school today:  Just because the shirt fit last year, doesn't mean it fits this year.  When you dig out your summer cloths please make sure they cover your ever growing winter belly.  

To the girl sitting outside of the library smoking clove cigarettes:  This is not an angsty teenage coffee house, we are grown ups now.  If you're going to smoke put out the incense stick and get some camels.  

To my teacher who canceled class without bothering to let us know until we walked into the room and saw the note on the board (causing me to sit in the library for 2 hours waiting for the start of class):  You're a dick.

This concludes my announcements.  

Eastern Girl