Hello dear reader(s?) I know I've been gone for a long time, but as it was time for a break I didn't feel I could properly rant about Eastern if I wasn't in any classes. Since I'm taking spring classes this semester tho, you're in luck I'm back, but I have some bad news...
Something has happened to me that I may never recover from. I had just gotten out of a very intense Interracial Communications class in which we watched "Rosewood", which was about a horrible massacre that occurred in Florida. I was feeling quite down about the world in general, when suddenly it happened. I was driving down cross street about to turn the the left side of the penis tower when a frisbee flew in front of my car. I hit the breaks, since I didn't want to run over whatever frat boy or stoner was about to go chasing after it. Then like a mythical sasquatch, the hottest guy I have ever seen in person walked in front of my car. I was about 6'2'' tall, with the body of a Adonis, or for those of you not farmilier with Adonis, the body of Edward Cullen.
He was wearing tiny blue shorts and his shaggy hair was held in place with the luckiest head band in the world. Because of the vigor's of tossing the bee, he was sweaty and glistening. I swear to god I almost crashed into a phone pole, which I can only assume I was drawn to because it was phallic. I know I said this was a terrible ordeal, and the reason I say that is now every mere mortal man will seem hideous by comparison. I think the only man hotter then him is Ryan Reynolds. So picture this...
...Only different because I saw him with my eyes, and not on a screen.
In other news, I may have a hard time finding things wrong with this semester, all my teachers are surprisingly competent this time around. I know that seems crazy, but since I was careful to check rate my professor before signing up, I might have actually pulled off the impossible.
Eastern Girl.
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