My new celebrity crush has already disappointed me. Thats right folks Andy Samberg is dating Joanna Newsom.
This is Andy bringing sexy back...
The funniest guy on SNL is dating a girl who screeches out ballads along side a harpsichord with the voice of a 13-year-old woodland creature who's testicles have yet to descend... Don't believe me?
Seriously tho, is she Deaf? Or slow witted when it comes to real life, but still a harp prodigy? Like a harp rain man perhaps?
Either way it looks like I'm going back to my original funny man crush, because I will never look at Andy Samberg the same again. You know with his group "The Lonely Island" producing the side splitting hilarity they usually do, I just can't imagine him being able to take that screeching banshee seriously.
In the long run I guess it gives us all hope, I mean even half elf/human/woodland creatures can find someone awesome.
Until Andy proves himself worthy of my adoration again I'm switching back to my other favorite funny man...
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