Alright so right now I am not in school. This means not nearly as many cool, funny, eastern related things happen to me. When nothing weird/bizarre/funny/strange happens to me I can't write about it, and despite Blonde's best efforts, I have yet to be able to pull stuff out of my ass to write a book.
I have a little more down time then I used to and tonight before heading off to dream land I jumped over to you tube to check out some videos I've been meaning to look up. I happened to stumble upon a video about the power puff girls. The fact that it was about the power puff girls isn't the important thing. I happened to glance down at the comments and came across one of the most amazing phenomenon's the internet has brought us. It is something I use when I write this blog, and that is anonymity. Meaning if I don't want anyone to, no one will figure out who I am. Because of this people are able to comment, write, and do thing they normally couldn't do if they thought they could be held accountable for them. This makes for some pretty hilarious comments on the pages of youtube accounts. They are actually usually more interesting to read than the clip is to watch.
So I was treated to a back and forth of the maker of the video and someone who apparently didn't appreciate what they posted on the web. Here are some of the more amazing quotes my additions will be bold and italic...
SteamteamredubUK:if the only word i know is dumbass, then why is my response containing more words than just that one you fucked up little shit. I love the logic behind that statement. Obviously steamteam knows more words than dumbass or his posts would only be "dumbass dumbass dumbass dumbass"
DawnlovesAsh: your f**uckin vocabulary only has the word dumbass its the 21st century we say F**k not dumbass
I personally wasn't aware that when the millennium switched over humanity officially changed from saying dumbass to f**k. How do you even pronounce that with the asterisks in it?
SteamteamredubUK:are you only 5 years old? First off, 5 year olds can't have youtube accounts. the youngest age for an account is 14 or 13. I can turn you into youtube officals for lying about your age. And secondly, how do you know what those words are anyway? 5 year old kids shouldn't be knowing that stuff anyway. And last off, that comment didn't concern you what so ever, so why are you worried aboutfirst of all idiot, i'm NOT from the uk. If you see my other videos, you'll know I'm american. and secondly, do talk about my UK friends like that. I'll tell them what you said and I'll sue you for being prejudice. I have a lawyer
YeYoMex2: seriously your gona be such a little fag about this just dont fucking care about what ppl but your acting like such a fucking pussy
SteamteamredubUK:scared of a little bitch like you? What's you fucking stupid?
The rest really describes itself. "what's you fucking stupid?" I don't even know where to begin with the grammar issues going on here. Personally when I insult someone's power puff girls video on you tube, I try to sound as intelligent as possible.
I know, dear reader, you might be asking yourself why I would deem this little argument in cyber space worthy or writing a blog about. There was one clincher about this tête-à-tête that made me want to bring it to the attention of my reader(s?). When I clicked the link for SteamteamredubUK I discovered his hobby on youtube was uploading the show Thomas the Tank Engine.
I'll let this sink in and process for you....
That means a girl uploading power puff girls videos, and a guy uploading Thomas the Tank Engine video's just spent the past two months calling each other "Faggoty-ass pussys" (don't judge the spelling, it's a direct quote.) This is what anonymity does to people.
Pictured: Dumbass F**k's.
Maybe it's not a good idea after all.
Eastern girl.
